tall john

non existant creature
hay johns tall! no he is on my nose.
by Mr. X October 29, 2004
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Tall person

a person who will constantly tell anyone shorter than them that they are short. The anti-step-stool user and a total dick
Person 1 - hey could you get that for me
Tall person - omg you can’t reach it you’re so short Jesus you’re practically a midget. Bro get some inches on them legs you’re so short on god bro.
by I thought this name was taken December 26, 2019
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Tall Tommy

The male member, described as seen at its most magnificent and in its full glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur, and of majestic dimensions,standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of its full height.
At the sight of Tall Tommy, she let out an audible gasp of awe.
by Adam Philips August 17, 2006
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Tall Women

Women who are above 5'8. Usually get mocked for being taller than everyone else and have difficulty dating due to all the super tall guys dating midget girls below 5'5 girls. often told to not wear heels because they are too tall already, avoid saying that.
by austn22 January 12, 2012
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tall smitties

The opposite of "tig bitties" or "tig ol bitties". It basically means small titties with the "sm" and "t" switched.
Damn that girl has some tig ol bitties. Yeah, but her homegirl got some tall ass smitties.
by Kics March 28, 2004
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tall fetish

i have a tall fetish!
by laura angelica March 29, 2008
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