false sympathy

When someone acts like they care about you and understands what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

G1: Gurl, it's okay, I'm always here for you, okay?
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!

by crisairam June 19, 2016

Sympathy Limp

A fake or intentional limp, used to elicit a sympathetic response from friends or co-workers, by pretending to be injured.

"Did you see Dave's sympathy limp? Man he must really need some attention. I know he's not hurt."

by Mike the Tyger March 29, 2010

sympottyco

The phenomenon that occurs in the men's room when the sound of one man urinating causes the other men using the facilities to begin urinating as well.

Tex: "Have you noticed that when several guys are in the men's room, they all start to pee at about the same time? It's like we're all sympottyco, get it?"

Philip: "Dude. What's wrong with you? Guys don't talk about stuff like this."

by Anna LeStache October 6, 2011

sympathy poop

When your friend reslly has to poop and by listening to him/her talk about it makes you have to poop too.

You're making me have a sympathy poop

by Winifred george July 5, 2015

symparrhea

When you make fun of your buddy who is preparing for a colonoscopy and you wake up the morning of their procedure with the runs.

I shouldn't have taunted John about his upcoming colonoscopy. I woke up this morning with symparrhea.

by Punishark November 9, 2018

sympathy snap

When a guy/girl wants your friend’s Snapchat but, you’re right there so they think it’s awkward if they don’t ask for yours too, so they give you their snap, even though they don’t want to give it to you. Cause They Feel Bad.

Person 1- “Did he just give you and kiley his snap”
Person 2- “Yeah but i just got a sympathy snap”

by boomclap.com February 8, 2020

sympavite

Sympathy Invite

nikki: how was pizza?
steve: good mate
nikki: why didn't you ask me to come, i've never been invited to pizza?
steve: do you want to go to pizza next week?
nikki: no i don't want to come to pizza, i don't need your sympavite

by canaman April 16, 2010