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snifter

A small alcoholic drink - usually whisky - that one drinks from a hip flask or a glass when copious amounts of alcohol are not available, such as in the countryside.
"It´s a devil of a long way to the next hostelry old chap - fancy a quick snifter?"
by andreasegde August 1, 2006
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Swiffer Skating

When all that is available are the Swiffer Sweeper pads and the Sweeper is no where in sight. You throw two Swiffer pads on the on the floor then step on them next skate to a clean floor.
Man the office is dirty. Time to throw down two pads and do me some Swiffer Skating.
by ewanders1 March 11, 2011
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Swifted

When someone is super high on painkillers.
Person 1: *mumbles* I am so swifted right now.
Person 2: I’m so swifted too.
by L.C.F. {55124} October 17, 2021
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Swiftardation

A phenomenon in mainstream media of generating terabytes of pointless and absolutely useless data about Taylor Swift and/or her (usually mindless) fans. Dumber and less dignified behavior or comments about anything related to her get, more likely they will gain media attention.
Swiftardation might even absorb the journalists who have to write about her for living and even as an adult and more or less serious person, one might come across articles where her greatness and songwriting importance are unironically exaggerated.

Also it is not excluded that Taylor Swift is by some misanthropic journalists mentioned everywhere simply to create friction with people who were listening to music before 2005 and are aware that both music and poetry exist for at least 5000 years.
A: I read about Taylor Swift on grown up persons' portals every single day. They proclaimed her greater than Shakespeare, Baudelaire, Mozart and who knows who already.

B: Peak Swiftardation. I bet John the Evangelist is going down next lmao.
by Turbo Baja September 18, 2023
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self-shifter

I'd get a Mercedes CLS but its only available as a self-shifter now
by towel405 December 25, 2010
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Granny Shifter

USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers
US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?
by SMCLG September 22, 2022
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day-shifter

A very ugly lady.A term that stems from the Amsterdam red light district .Anyone who has ever browsed the shop windows will notice a marked difference in quality depending on the time of day that the young lady is working .
Was it you I saw leaving the party with that day-shifter?
What is your major malfunction ?
by Bob the Balleen January 17, 2008
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