Swamp Eggs

An unhealthy defication consisting of both liquid and solid fecal matter.

After a night of heavy drinking, an individual may birth egg-shaped pieces of feces with an excessive amount of broth.

(I apologize for the odor, I just performed swamp eggs)

by The_Administrator December 18, 2010

swamp jockey

One who rides swamp donkeys on the reg.

Skinny Kid #1 "You see that girl Schmalz brought home last night?"
Skinny Kid #2 "Yeah, that kid's a real swamp jockey!"

by callaham April 22, 2010

Swamp Gang

The group of people from Greenwood Lake. They usually are heavy juuler's and smoke a lot of weed.

I love being a part of Swamp Gang.

by djd10990 March 12, 2018

swamp sac

A medical condition caused by outdoor activities in the heat. Occurs when one sweats profusely in the crotchal area, causing the area to become swampy and nasty. Also the name of popular Texas softball team.

The Texas heat will sure give a man a bad case of swamp sac.

by DirtNasty June 26, 2008

swamp clam

when a girls vag is sweaty and wetter than a swamp

Jamie: damn Sam i have major swamp clam after running that mile in P.E.

Sam: me to Jamie.

by broski12 September 25, 2009

Swamp Angel

The prettiest woman in rural backwoods or swamp areas. She looks good because she is better looking than the other ugly women found in the area. Most likely to be found at the bar and sighted by a man who has had too much to drink.

Drunk - "Hey bartender, see that pretty little swamp angel over there. I'm gonna try and take her home tonight."
Bartender - "You might want to take off your beer goggles and re-examine her."
Drunk - "I'm not drunk, she's beautiful!"

by m.ick December 01, 2010

Swamp Cream

A delicious creamy substance found on Dagobah, where Yoda lives. Also happens to be Yoda's favourite food.

LUKE - "Hey Yoda, buddy, what do you fancy for lunch today?"

YODA - "Swamp cream I crave"

by Coggy-Geary January 19, 2021