surface level thought daughter

A girl who believes she is introspective and philosophical but isn’t. She believes that she thinks deeper and cares more than others but in reality is a normal girl who refuses to accept that truth.

“She thinks she knows more than everyone else but she is a surface level thought daughter”

by Niche thought daughter March 6, 2025

Surface titsion

When you wear a bra too small and your books almost spill out, but not quite.

Did you see the chick in the orange shirt? She has perfected the art of surface titsion.

by Demolitiondebbie April 1, 2017

“Surfacing”

Meetings designed to talk about doing shit, but never doing the shit we’re meeting to talk about.

“We’re just here for “surfacing” ideas on how to build an electric rocketship to Uranus…”

by PigDiddy July 15, 2021

surface skidding

The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.

I shot my load whilst surface skidding with big Melanie last night.

by Andrew Barnes April 1, 2022

Elevated Surfaces

Usually at social gatherings, The alpha male of the group presents himself on an elevated surface to scope out the surroundings. Ensure group safety. A god of the sorts.

Check out Chad! He’s on an Elevated Surface, how cool is that?! Elevated Surfaces are so cool.

by TheGainzLord October 6, 2022

Surface Pressuring

The act of lifting the upper bed on a bunk bed (lifting the top bed like Luisa lifts their house) and trying to take the bed off and carry it. Then, you try and you failed to because you are not strong enough.

Wow, I can see Penny Surface Pressuring!
Penny: *Sweats*
Well, I guess she cannot anymore.

by irieomgfunny/面白い March 6, 2022

Surfacism

The belief that something of close resemblance, popularity, or attraction holds more value or credibility than something else.

SERR-FISS-IZ-UHM

John: Going to Venus and possible colonizing it is far more plausible than colonizing Mars.

Jill: No way! The colonization of Mars has been talked about for decades and now Elon Musk is on board.

John: Don't succumb to surfacism Jill!

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Tamra: You didn't give Terrence the job because he was black?

Andres: I thought African American's tended to be less productive, so I gave it to Kyle instead.

by Incendio September 11, 2018