Carpet surfing 

Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.

Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker

Carpet surfing by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

urge surfing 

Or riding the wave. Knowing your feelings will pass … ride the wave without judging , usually goes on within ourselves when a “trigger event “ happens

You guys wanna try a urge surfing meditation?

urge surfing by Freshalicous July 28, 2021

granite surfing 

The act of snowboarding on slightly iced roads by tying a rope to a moving car and holding onto that rope as you try to stay on the snowboard.

Scottie: The roads just froze over, you wanna go granite surfing later tonight?
Mack: Sounds good, lemme go get the car.

granite surfing by StuckInChantilly February 18, 2011

bus surfing

the art of keeping your balance while standing on an erraticly moving bus

instead of crashing into the waves, you crash into people while bus surfing

bus surfing by rhcpfanlady August 23, 2008

Land Surfing 

A wicked sport invented in Atlanta, GA.

It is performed sitting in a lawn chair which rests on top of a skateboard. The rig is then used to roll down steep roads and hills. Land Surfing gives the illusion to be dangerous, but in reality if you possess common sense, it is completely safe and fun.

Usually a beginner will pick relatively easy hills then after a few rounds will be ready to take on much steeper and difficult roads.

Warning: Wear a fucking helmet. You're not cool just because you think you're tough. Smashing into a mailbox without a helmet facilitates your need for stitches.

Rarely known as: "Lawn Surfing"

Tom: Holy shit, I'm extravagantly bored.
Dave: Would you like to go land surfing?
Tom: Most definitely!

Land Surfing by Tom February 19, 2006

channel surfing 

The act of changing TV channels without finding a channel to stop on. Pressing the up or down button on the TV remote control while hoping to find something worth watching. This involuntary muscle reaction is triggered by the commercial. Sometimes the act of channel surfing becomes entertainment in and of itself. From the concept of a spending time doing tricks on a board shaped device. For males of the species, it is possible simultaneously watch two or three programs and still follow the weak attempt at a plot.

Q: What are you watching?
A: Nada dude, just channel surfing.

channel surfing by RadioRay September 24, 2005

ego surfing 

the act of searching the internet for one's own name or for information containing it to see what happens

how did ego surfing catch on?

ego surfing by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2009