face scrunchies

when you laugh so hard and so long your face hurts.

omg!!! stop it. you're giving me the face scrunchies.

by smokeybandit June 21, 2010

scrunchie

not the kind in ur hair, a code word for when you think somebody is a snacc.

"did you see scrunchie today?" "no i have no classes with them" "depression"

by zestie August 27, 2018

Scrunchie

A trend from the 80’s that Amber re-popularised in 2017.

Oh look at Amber wearing all those scrunchies to steer into the skid of judgment.

by Lolvscosksksksksks September 23, 2019

Stenchies

Cancel culture "woke" minded morons. So called because everything gets up their nose.

40,000 Stenchies signed the petition to have him fired and de-platformed.
Don't be such a Stenchie, she is only expressing her opinion.

by Fl'Acid D March 15, 2021

National Scrunchie Day

a day where if you have a scrunchie, where it on this day.

ava: it’s national scrunchie day!
jillian: oh really? let me grab my scrunchies.

by ava h October 24, 2019

shoulder-scrunchies

Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.

I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.

by QuacksO February 27, 2017

scrunchie

jerking off into your partners hair then scrunching it together

she wouldn’t fuck me, so i gave her a scrunchie

by DadBodGeeelong December 21, 2019