scrumple

A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.

"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"

by scrumbler May 20, 2014

scrumplorious

Something that is gloriously scrumptious

When I tasted her chocolate cake with ganache I thought it was beyond delicious. Scrumplorious, gloriously scrumptious, was the only way to adequately describe it, as the heavens opened up and God himself smiled upon me as I basked in its glorious scrumptiousness.

by Wheathead November 29, 2017

Scrumptious Balls

An amazing gift that Balecs give you on sight. They will fly you to the moon and back. They taste great just like saltines.

Those scrumptious balls made me go up up and away

by balec2 December 22, 2021

Scrump and Dump

used to describe a person you "date" long enough to have sex with, and then dump them.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."

by RoyGBiv79 October 31, 2009

strumpet

An extremely whorish girl

I'm going to the game to watch the strumpets. What? You know, the cheerleaders.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

Scrumplet

A small, yet attractive, person.

1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”

by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010

scrumptious

When something is beyond delicious.

" thats some scrumptious ass cake!"

by Hopelicious October 28, 2013