kidney stroker

A homosexual gentleman.

Put your tit's away love! I'm a kidney stroker.

by Phil Nurse September 5, 2003

Captain Cock Stroker

Person that strives to become someone’s favorite by constantly talking up said party

Rick-“Oh, have you seen the new Certainteed Shingles?! They’re the best thing since sliced bread!!”

Kenny-“Look at Rick over there being a Captain Cock Stroker “

by Sadistic _Ahole September 12, 2019

Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker

This abomination is an individual who has three arms. With its extremely devious sex fetishes, the Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker is not something you see every day. You wouldn't want to see one anyways, unless your gay or a chick. The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker uses three arms at a time on a mans genitalia. He simultaneously juggles the balls of its victim while stroking its cock with its rough, leathery palms. Victims often suffer extreme cases of PTSD, or Post-traumatic Stress Disorder, and must be sent in for psycho evaluation.

The Three-armed Ball Juggling Cock Stroker jumped on its victim and juggled his balls so hard, they wrapped around his cock and got punched with every stroke of the monsters mighty fist upon his cock. This man required amputation of cock and balls, and extreme psycho treatment. His friends and family say he was never the same man again.

by Kike-O October 14, 2009

Mute Stroker

A term to describe a person who likes to mute people in chat servers for no reason or gets pleasure out of muting people.

Chat Server Mod: *mutes someone for no reason*
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.

by TheDestroyer9000 (Someone) April 15, 2019

Mid-stroker croaker

The term used for releasing flatulence (also known as farting) in the middle of masturbating.

Person 1: I experienced a mid-stroker croaker last night, totally threw off my mood.

by Sebmin July 30, 2023

Stroker

Child friendly version of Wanker.

What a stroker.

by Screamingditch October 8, 2021

wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.

Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.

by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020