Straw Slobbin

Straw Slobbing is when you are drinking with a straw and you put your whole mouth down the straw and suck the drink up the straw all the way to your throat.

Yo guys Calvin's Straw Slobbin his drink to his throat

by Milkman210 November 23, 2018

straw-lighting

A combination of the straw man logical fallacy as well as gaslighting psychological techniques typically used to win an argument or degrade another person.

My girlfriend was really straw-lighting me in an argument we had.

by ZeroOne01 November 4, 2019

straw chug

An incident when someone hogs your fountain drink by drinking an enormous amount through a straw

Son 1: Hey Ma, Big Brother is drinkin all my sodie pop.

Mother: Son, what did I tell you? Don't straw chug your Brother!

by <3ness December 6, 2010

straw berry short cake

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.

i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!

by David May 17, 2004

straw head

Someone who consumes the ground up, usually dried poppy plant, (the pods and/or stems) to get an opium buzz

If you think you won't get hooked on opium by just being a straw head then you're wrong.

by mostlybored March 8, 2004

straw man

A favorite opponent of philosophers, politicians, pseudo-intellectuals, real intellectuals, atheists, creationists, political activists, and conspiracy theorists, and a perennially useful one at that.

Said the creationist to the uninformed, using his favorite straw man, "Since randomly jamming your television set rarely fixes any problem, the blind process of evolution is therefore a scientific improbability."

by Killing Kittens November 14, 2005

straw hominem

Combination of strawman and ad hominem. A form of logical fallacy in which one misrepresents one's opponent's argument as a premise that is not only not held by the opponent but so absurd that obviously no rational person would hold it.

"You Republicans only oppose abortion because you want to control women's bodies!"
"Straw hominem, we just don't think you should be allowed to commit murder for no reason."

by Sadie Enward October 27, 2021