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strassle

Like "smog",
"strassle" is a portmanteau word for the combination of two unpleasant things: just as "smog" is a combination of smoke and fog, "strassle" is a combination of stress and hassle, i.e. indicating a thoroughly annoying/depressing/draining experience or series of experiences.
No fun this last week I'm afraid - just one load of strassle after another! Unbelievable!
by prairiefire May 29, 2010
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Stressel

A stressel is a vessel into which you can deposit or relieve yourself of stress.

This could often be a person, for example a friend or confidante, who absorbs your stress when they listen to you go on and on about work or something.

Alternatively a stressel could be a literal vessel, such as the pint of beer you eventually drop that guy's mobile into after it's been ringing incessantly for the last half an hour. Try it. It's fun.
I'm pissed off with just being your stressel, bruce. I have my own problems too.(Possible neighbours usage)

"Who's been using the bird-bath as a stressel again?" Said Giles as he fished yet another cowbell out. (Possible Emmerdale usage)

"Pass me that stressel, I need to be sick." (Possible Sex and the City usage.)
by Paddymelon October 17, 2010
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Strasserism

Commie-Nazism. Worse than stalin and hitler combined.
How is that dude supporting strasserism? Oxymoron+worse than stalin, hitler, mao & pol pot combined
by Omskmapping November 11, 2022
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stressexd

what happens when a person is so stressed about work/not getting sex they go comepletely MAD!!!
Bob became stessexd after losing his job and his wife being on her period.
by Chris Co May 4, 2005
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Strawser

Complete jackass; aiming towards idiot savant; epitome of jackassery
You're a fucking Strawser!
by Dude677 August 19, 2008
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Straussed

1. To be the victim of Straussing.
Where by you have been defeated in an online argument through the use of logic greater than yours or by the other person simply deleting you comments.

2. To lose an argument.
I made a really good point, but then he straussed the whole page.. What a troll.
by The Stephen's June 16, 2011
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Strasser

Someone whom you suspect has managed to read the entire internet, yet inexplicably has retained all of the information therein.
Wow, he is like a Strasser!
by Lemmeaddsomecolor September 4, 2019
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