If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!
"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."
by CyanJames May 02, 2022
Get the Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid mug.

Shit Strangled

When you walk into a bathroom and are immediately repulsed by the stink of someone else's feculence and forced to evacuate.
I can never use the bathroom at work, as I have to fill out the Coroners report with the cause of death " Shit Strangled " and may soon lose my veterinary license.
by Xzyhle February 11, 2022
Get the Shit Strangled mug.

Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass
when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole
by StrangeSalt November 05, 2024
Get the Strangle your asshole mug.

strangle willy

1. a place in the UK
2. when your penis gets choked
he gave me a good ol strangle willy
by BritishBleach August 30, 2018
Get the strangle willy mug.

Von strangle

A buff guy with no smarts also is abusive
Jorgen can lift heavy weights but cant pick his grades up. That guy's such a Von strangle.
by Mr. Eap November 30, 2017
Get the Von strangle mug.

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.
I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.
by Bakerdoodle July 05, 2018
Get the Strangle dump mug.