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straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!
Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!
by Andy Sword January 5, 2009
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Struddle

A portmanteau of; 'Struggle' and 'Cuddle'
The lady was not raped by Bill Cosby, it was purely an intense 'Struddle' with insertion.
by Pikey1079 January 16, 2015
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Sausage Straddler

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"
by tbone69 August 22, 2008
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straddler

A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.

A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.

note: this usually applies to gay men.
what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
by cockstar2 June 29, 2011
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cock straddler

1)One who only has sex on top.
2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual
person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.
person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.
by Steven and the full effect November 12, 2007
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Spraddle

Any object used to mix an alcoholic beverage
"dude, I need to mix this more, hand me the spraddle"
by crispyJ December 9, 2008
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Stradle

Daughter: I HAVENT SHOWERED IN DAYS!
Mom: EW DOSENT YOUR STRADLE STINK?!?!?!?!
by alohashine11 November 18, 2011
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