Soomer

The Soomer is a special kind of individual, They are 6,500 years old and speak only ancient Sumerian or Akkadian, They tend to rant about the epic of Gilgamesh or wanting to build a Ziggurat.

I love when that soomer said "𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌𒈗𒆠𒉌𒂠𒌌𒌌" very relatable

by Appshab September 1, 2023

shoomers

another word for cool, good or advanced

"Dawg those new shoes are so cool"
"I know right, they're straight up shoomers"

by shoomerzoomer May 7, 2024

Stormers

Stormers is a slang term in South Africa for a light breeze or small amount of wind.

“I was expecting a proper storm but it’s only the Stormers”

by OReed February 15, 2025

soomer

a person who induldges in consumerism.

this dude actually has that one Stanley cup, is he a fucking soomer?

by #1soomer November 16, 2025

dusty stromer

A dusty stromer is when one performs oral sex on an old woman using one long, continuous tongue stroke from the top of the anus all the way to the top of the clitoral hood & back.

Timmy met Agnes at bingo, they hit it off, went back to her nursing home and he gave her the ol' dusty stromer. Said his tongue picked up everything in a 12" radius, he's still washing his mouth out.

by Billy Shakespeare VIII June 21, 2021

Goopy Stooper

The worst insult known to man, also synonymous to a black person.

Brayden is a goopy stooper

by ImFinnaBustInRyan'sSweetTender November 4, 2021