Squid

The plural version of 'quid' which means one pound (British sterling- GBP). Squid is any amount above one pound.

Man: newspaper please
newsagent: that'll be a quid

Girl1: Please can you lend me some money, I really need it to pay back my mum.

Girl2: how much do you need?
Girl1: twenty squid.

by tea_and_crumpets August 31, 2010

Squid

What you call you’re cute homies

yo fam you’re a fucking squid

that nigga is looking like a cute squid today

by Brazymexican August 31, 2019

Squid

a pound or quid

I've got 200 sqiud in the bank

by Project 25.01 June 29, 2003

Squid

A person that is weird.

Jared is such a squid, he's so weird

by CHARLITTTTTTTTTTT August 20, 2017

Squid

Insult

You fuckin squid

by #1goalie March 31, 2019

squid

A kid who thinks they are the shit, yet a huge pussy. Brags about how many bitches he fucks, when in fact he fucks 0. A squid bitches when no girls show up to the party, yet he never talks to any when they actually do show up.

Johnny is such a squid wearing his vineyard vines and sperrys standing in the corner.

by squidmaster1 January 29, 2017

Squiding

The of vigorously jerking ones soft or un erected penis

Derrick was squiding nervously as he patiently waited for his turn on the glory hole

by Choosy malone February 16, 2020