When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.
I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead
by Fordman95 March 25, 2022
Get the Squeezer Teaser mug.The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner
Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer
by Weebster’s dictionary November 3, 2020
Get the Ebenezer squeezer mug.Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.
"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"
by TessiixX January 12, 2010
Get the Weiner Squeezers mug.A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.
Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer
Mike: what?
Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)
Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick
Greg: told you, he does that
Mike: what?
Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)
Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick
Greg: told you, he does that
by Some really really smart guy May 12, 2018
Get the Dick-squeezer mug."A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"
by greenjuice November 24, 2009
Get the Lemon Squeezer mug.by Andover, ny September 11, 2009
Get the Mop Squeezer mug.n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.
n. a troubling situation.
v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )
n. a troubling situation.
v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )
1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"
2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."
3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."
2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."
3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."
by Jim Domeyer October 7, 2007
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