Squatties

Plural form of "Squatty." A term used by "adults" to refer to children. It is meant as to tease or make the children feel like little babies. This verbal expression of enmity is most often used by a teasing uncle when referring to his nieces and nephews. The term is based on the observation that young kids squat down instead of bending down to look at things. This squatting behavior ceases when children grow up, become less limber, and start developing a better sense of reason and logic.

When speaking to young children an immature adult or older kid might say, "You wouldn't understand; you're just a bunch of little squatties." The children usually run to the nearest responsible adult and cry out, for instance, "Grandma, Uncle Matt just called us squatties!"

by M Christensen April 22, 2008

Dope squatter

Noun; a person who comes to your house, does all your drugs, and then leaves without paying.

Don't let that dope squatter in the house. He still hasn't paid me for his last visit.

by Sissic November 15, 2009

squatters

A word used to claim one's seat when they are getting up- the person yells "Squatters!" and later says they "called squatters". This reserves the seat for them until they get back. It is also possible to call permanent squatters if you are the first person ever to sit on a brand new couch or chair.

Hey, get out of my spot! I called Squatters!

by JennyGee January 13, 2006

squartle

When a guy masterbates behind a corner untill someone passes by so the guy sneaks up on the person and ejaculates on them.

Man #1: Dude did you go to the club?

Man #2: No i wanted to squartle instead

by shabadoggy October 21, 2013

bahamian squatter

An individual from the Bahamas who shits using a squatty potty. The squatty potty elevates the legs allowing a diet of fish and Kalik to flow right out the small intestine.

"Get off the potty you Bahamian squatter and make love to me. Don't even wipe." - Brooke

by sirpippinspippins December 22, 2015

Wall Squatter

People who only comment (or reply to comments) on their own Facebook wall while ignoring everyone else's. This person is either too popular, narcissistic and/or stuck at home raising children.

Crystal is a wall squatter on Facebook who talks too much about what her kids are doing.

verb: wall squatting

by germany1967 June 23, 2009

squatters garden

A paricularily unkempt ladies tuppence.

First coined by Bunji in the summer of '03. Ahhh, happy days

Jesus man, course i didnt go down on her! She had a mutty clunge like a squatters garden! I didnt want to get a Darren Smith!!

by Bunjiquo Bianco June 14, 2004