A feat most often seen performed by asian males of vietnamese, "bukky", laos, and cambodian decent. It's a unique stance whereby the asian male must first be wearing a sheer Versace shirt, Kappa track pants, and Nike Shox before attempting the aforementioned maneuver.
With a cigarette in one hand and a can of Coors light in the other (or bubbletea if under 14), the asian male will then lower its body, bending deep at the knees and their buttocks no higher than 1 inch from the ground, grass, floor, chair, toilet seat, pool hall stool, arcade stool, table, bus-stop bench, park bench, workout bench, diving board or newspaper bin (yes, it has been witnessed).
With the bent legs shoulder-width apart, the asian male's centre of gravity is perfectly balanced with the extended arms resting comfortably on the knees. the key here is their flat-footed posture which cannot be duplicated by caucasian males, who often need to resort to the less impressive "raised-heels" squat and end up with sore knee joints and weak balance.
When properly executed, the asian male has been known to stay in that position for the duration of an entire rave party, especially when squatting in front of the main speakers with a crew of 20 other asian males. The Nike shox are knowned to be interchanged with a pair of refugee-grade sandals, while a suitable substitution for the Versace shirt can be either Moschino, Hugo Boss, Armani, J. Lindeberg, or D&G. Kappa track pants MUST be worn to correctly perform the nammer squat.
With a cigarette in one hand and a can of Coors light in the other (or bubbletea if under 14), the asian male will then lower its body, bending deep at the knees and their buttocks no higher than 1 inch from the ground, grass, floor, chair, toilet seat, pool hall stool, arcade stool, table, bus-stop bench, park bench, workout bench, diving board or newspaper bin (yes, it has been witnessed).
With the bent legs shoulder-width apart, the asian male's centre of gravity is perfectly balanced with the extended arms resting comfortably on the knees. the key here is their flat-footed posture which cannot be duplicated by caucasian males, who often need to resort to the less impressive "raised-heels" squat and end up with sore knee joints and weak balance.
When properly executed, the asian male has been known to stay in that position for the duration of an entire rave party, especially when squatting in front of the main speakers with a crew of 20 other asian males. The Nike shox are knowned to be interchanged with a pair of refugee-grade sandals, while a suitable substitution for the Versace shirt can be either Moschino, Hugo Boss, Armani, J. Lindeberg, or D&G. Kappa track pants MUST be worn to correctly perform the nammer squat.
That dude pulled a nammer squat right in the middle of the dancefloor.
Tommy told Tony not to mess with Johnny's girlfriend, so Tony pulled a nammer squat while devising a plan to cap Johnny.
Tommy told Tony not to mess with Johnny's girlfriend, so Tony pulled a nammer squat while devising a plan to cap Johnny.
by lover of asian girls with big guns September 26, 2006
Get the nammer squatmug. A motion used by a wide variety of people that involves dropping their behind to the ground (as in dropping it like it's hot), erecting their middle fingers and looking over their shoulder. To be used in any situation that requires a healthy dose of swag or in a moment that haters need to be confronted by your crew.
Person 1: Look at those haters over there.
Rest of group: *Goon Squat*
Person 1: I'm feeling quite hood right now. *Goon Squat*
Rest of group: *Goon Squat*
Person 1: I'm feeling quite hood right now. *Goon Squat*
by bisonlova September 17, 2011
Get the goon squatmug. by chico del nacho September 19, 2003
Get the jack squatmug. It involves riding dick but the female is squatting on both feet or one leg on the knee bouncing up and down in a pleasureable way it is one of Dominic’s favorite positions
by Angry pirate hooker69 April 7, 2020
Get the Squat ridingmug. I looked up and glimpsed that glorious Squat Queen and could not dare venture into a standing position for at least five minutes.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
Get the Squat Queenmug. by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019
Get the mystery squatmug. When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles himself around.
There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.
Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass
There are variations, such as crybaby squat which involves tears, and costume squat, where the man wears a costume of choice. There can be combinations of both, but not all pie sitters cry.
Also known as
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moonpie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon The Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass
Tecnically they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. Just a man. A fully clothed man I might add, just all by himself. Just Mr. Wormald...Fully clothed....uh....yeah
Doing what?
Squat Cobbler
Doing what?
Squat Cobbler
by Winchester1214 August 26, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug.