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The simplest squat toilet is simply a hole in the ground or floor. Some squat toilets are more elaborate, but they all require the user to squat over a hole and to defecate into the hole.

Squatting is the normal position for defecation, because the lower part of the colon is well positioned for easy bowel motions. In contrast, western-style toilets may be more convenient than squat toilets, but they don't position the user as well for defecation.

Some doctors recommend that people who are constipated should put their feet on a pile of books or a small stool when using the toilet, as this forces the body into a type of squatting position.
When Sally went camping in the bush, she made a squat toilet by digging a hole in the ground. She squatted over the hole and defecated into it.
by Boris2 February 22, 2009
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Squat Cobbler

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Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.
To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.
by AMCMcGill August 31, 2016
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When you squat and fart comes out due to pressure/ compression.
Billy was in a squat position while waiting for the football to be passed to him and when he squatted, he released his gas.

He pulled a squat fart.
by Melrose! December 21, 2009
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Squat a Grumpy

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The act of taking a really mean shit.
Give me a second, I really need to go squat a grumpy.
by deepapahty July 15, 2009
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Squat Product

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an alias for crap, poopy, shit, or doo doo.
Man1: OMG DUDE!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom! AHHHHH!!!!!!(RUNS TO BATHROOM)
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!
by Z-unit & friends October 21, 2006
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The confidence you have in your spotter/personal trainer at the gym.
I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.
by Tubzilla December 17, 2008
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The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.
Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!
by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010
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