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austrian toaster strudel

When a guy fucks another guy in the ass until his dick is nice and warm then the other guy jizzes on his dick then sucks it off.
An fegit: "I totally gave Jack an Austrian toaster strudel last night"
by Bdubs13 April 24, 2014
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Texas Toaster Strudel

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.

Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel
by DJRoms December 3, 2020
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Blueberry Strudel

During intercourse you are choking your partner until she turns cyanotic (Blue), then you ejaculate all over her face.
Last night i filmed myself giving my girlfriend a Blueberry Strudel
by dcknasty May 24, 2009
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spudenda

a woman's 'pudenda'(i.e. vagina)that is large enough to contain a potato (UK slang term for potato is a "Spud")
her pussy (vagina) is so large you could get a sack of potatoes (spuds) in there, why it's a real "spudenda"
by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005
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Spruce Pine

Term used to describe small hick towns in the corner of North Carolina. These towns prey on peoples' dreams and trap these very people within their borders. A Spruce Pine is known primarily for having a high abundance of christmas trees, tobacco and the sub-species; redneck.
"Did you hear about Lydia?"
"No, what happened?"
"She got trapped in a Spruce Pine."
by JeremyWise February 4, 2009
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Wyoming Toaster Strudel

Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014
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spride

verb: running at a speed faster than a stride, but at the same time running at a speed that is slower than a sprint.
Athlete: “Coach, you want us to sprint this lap all out or are we just working on our stride?”

Coach: “Let’s not just stride it, but lets not over do it either… I want you to ‘spride’ this one.”
by shinsplint February 21, 2011
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