Spoataneous

When the pussy’s too wide so you gotta go anal

Kyle went to Vegas but the hallways where too big so he got spoataneous.

by Clawslaw December 14, 2019

Spartanburg pour

A comically large glass of wine, often exceeding 8oz

Dan I’ve had a long day, give me a Spartanburg pour.

by Cranberry1890 May 27, 2023

Bill Spata

A snake oil salesman.

I’m in the Dev Team Six cult and I have blind faith in Bill Spata.

by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

spartan kick

A mighty kick during which the kicker stands on one leg, while bending the other leg up against the body before thrusting it forward with conviction. Often used to kick unfriendly black people into pits as seen in the movie 300.

Tequila does not agree with Carbs, so he Spartan Kicked a big dent into that crappy PT cruiser.

by Zacheryy March 26, 2007

spartanthumb

jamming your thumb up a chicks ass

damn that chick is fine!id give that bitch the spartanthumb.

by jesse and gary January 7, 2008

THIS IS SPARTA!

the single greatest battle cry in existance. Every time it is heard it brings an un-conditional tear to one's eye. It was spoken by leonidas prior to kicking a messanger in the chest in order to send him sprawling into a well.

1-"This is madness..."
2-"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"
2-*proceed to kick into huge and conveniently placed well*

by that guy..................,... March 14, 2010

This isn't Sparta

This isn't Sparta, it actually IS madness. And you're not going to Dine In Hell, face it.

Sam: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!11
Non-300-obsessive: Stop fanboi drooling over Gerry Butler's pecks, and do something productive with your supposed hollow shell of a 'life'. THIS ISN'T SPARTA!
Sam: *wibble*

by Rebecca Rocker November 15, 2007