i went to scranton one time, it is a really ruff place i got my ass kicked by 2 wiggers. Richie you need to shut your face because there is no way you would last five seconds in scranton its a hard place. if you look at a wigger wrong he will shank you, i know what its like to be shanked in the A and thats what would happen to you if you went to scranton!! biatch
by bigpimpson May 4, 2005
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west scranton is the shit, so fuck all you hatin' motherfuckkers. & not everyone here is poor, were ghetto but whe have nice clothes, phones, kicks ect. yes, alot of the girls here a skanks, but alot of them arnt. everyone doesnt just put a front on & act hard, if you know the right people they are ligit ride or die . so fuck off , & lala your a fucking loser and should post shit about mike shoup (#12 on how to spot a jrb) because he was a cool as kid, and if anyone from here knew who you were you'd deff. get your shit fucked uhhp .
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second safest...haha very funny. Crime hasn't been reported within the city limits in 12 plus years, as apart of the ex-mayor James P. Connors attempt to cover up drastically high numbers of violence and drug trafficking. He started covering it up in order to not lose state grant money from Harrisburg to fund the police department. Currently cops are being sourced from other cities to help combat a recent surge in crime that has plagued the area because of the resurrected heroin trade. So, safe, nahh, not really. Bad and hard, maybe a little bit, no more than anywhere else. Scummy, dirty, filthy, and low quality of life definately describe it. Heading down a path of destruction, most definately!
It seems to me Long Island boy suffered from a beatdown or mugging in Scranton, otherwise the nigga wouldn't be so damn offended. It's a shame when you claim to be hard and you're from Long Island, it's not even New York. You probably were robbed and beaten and had to leave because crackheads were harrassing you. If you were as gangster as you claim to be, you would realize Scranton is a goldmine for New York drugs....ask 50 Cent
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