a implement used in the consumption of food. It is a piece of cutlery combining elements of Both spoon and fork. Creating something that can be used to eat both Pasta and soup.
Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.
Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm