spork

1. (N) A spoon/fork hybrid often used in plots of mass destruction and world domination.
2. (V) To us as a spork or to stab someone with a spork.

One day I shall rule the Earth with only the assistance of these six sporks I stole from Taco Bell!

by Pirogoeth August 5, 2003

Sporking

A kind of foreplay. Where the man has a boner while in the act of spooning.

Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me?
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*

by Stormmfreakk July 2, 2010

its a mix of a spoon and a fork stupid, do you really need an example?

by Chris Waters November 6, 2002

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

a verb

the act of spooning with an erection

Steve sporked with Sally last night

by matt sizzle October 17, 2003

Feminem.com's version of the word computer term, "pwned" created by House of Bizkits.

That dumb femi-fan got sporked.

by House of Bizkits February 23, 2005

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

by Lord Rader May 10, 2011