California Stocking Stuffer

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.

Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!

by Jschape June 11, 2010

Socking

The act of busting in a sock

"dude, I was socking all night at pats house last night"

by Socking4life November 30, 2011

Black Socking

(Verb) - When one uses a black sock to clean up the remains after the act of sexual intercourse.

Kid 1 - Hey why is this black sock all crusty?

Kid 2 - I use it to clean up after sex.

Kid 1 - Black Socking is for cool kids!

*high five*

by Keegs171 January 7, 2010

soggy stocking

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual

I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking

by Home schooled January 6, 2018

What a shocking bad hat!

Victorian slang. Often used by street urchins before knocking your hat into the gutter.

"What a shocking bad hat!" shouted the boy, knocking the young ladies' hat into the gutter. "Velocipede squad, after him!" She shouted.

by Dupliciglot June 19, 2015

spooking

to stalk, check-out, creep, watch, look at.

John: Have you seen the new girl at school?
Pablo: No, what's her name? I'm gonna go spooking on her facebook.

Sarah: Did you see that guy spooking on you when we passed by?
Jane: Wow. What a creeper.

by spooksterPRO August 18, 2010

Stocking the Pond

Taking a Dump.. Blowin' mud.. Downloading some Brownware..Laying some cable Basically another term for taking a shit

He is in there (Bathroom) Stocking the Pond.

or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.

by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008