dome splitters

A huge hit that hurts your head.

Man, That bong gives dem dome splitters.

by Michael McMichaels January 27, 2009

Couch splitter

A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.

I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town

by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018

cunt splitter

A word found in a list of surprisingly mundane words which is, in fact, not a mundane word. In reality, a cunt splitter is probably a very large phallus or dildo, maybe even a very tight g-string.

Person 1: This book says "cunt splitter" is actually a totally normal word.
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: Hmm, doesn't say.
Person 2: I'm gonna just assume it means dicks.

by Frankie_Muniz October 17, 2020

skin splitter

An erection so hard, your dick splits in two and an even bigger boner is revealed

That hot slut in the turd splitter gave me a total skin splitter...I better split...

by HB November 29, 2004

kodiak splitter

buy your can of kodiak smokless tobacco, throw a lip in.then while giving your girlfriend anal sex, take your penis out for a moment then take your tobacco and out in her anus, then insert penis again.

i gave my girlfriend a mean kodiak splitter last night

by Big Daddy Splitter March 4, 2011

Tip Splitter

When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.

Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."

by CATFOOODS February 11, 2012

Atom Splitter

A high velocity dual-angle (two-part/"split") cumshot created by the force of ejaculate around the cum-stuck center of the linear accelerator nozzle (cock-hole), resulting in a double splat of giz, typically on the face and headboard, the hair on both sides of the face, or in both eyes. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also... Adam Splitter.

I narrowly missed a facial, lastnight, when David pulled out and shot an atom splitter... I had to wash BOTH pillow cases!

by dbodude April 12, 2012