spimp

A stoopid ass pimp

shut up ya frickin' SPIMP!

by DJ Masta Cheez July 9, 2004

slimp

A person who sucks cock all day

The slimp was going off today

by José fonte February 9, 2017

splime

a colony of intense lyrical metaphors usually in a gooey consitency.

"Yo this Mofo can spit the the splime."
or
"Mc T-Jay Can spit the splime."

by MC T-JAY May 24, 2007

Spimp

It is a spider/shrimp...better known as a house centipede...

I dont know what that was but I killed it.....it looked like a spider had sex with a shrimp.....fucking spimp!

by L.A.W.M. June 3, 2013

Splimpus

A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.

Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.

by SkunkMcFuckboy September 28, 2021

Slimpkin

A slimpkin is when you give yourself a hand job while taking a dump.

Tim Smith gave himself a slimpkin when he started beating off while taking a massive dump.

by Millatime422 July 23, 2013

Spimpf

Spimpf is the name for the droplets of cum that a woman drops on to the flooring as they shuffle to the bathroom after sex.

She left a trail of spimpf from the bed to the bathroom.

by davros999 August 8, 2015