Look at that stripper splerking.
by Tanzieeb September 2, 2017
Get the Splerking mug.Spledangering: a verb word that is used as a vague but very real threat; could be considered jokingly offensive; not dissimilar to the words throttle and fuck, but in a way very separate from anything related to either word.
Spledangering is a totally real word, and originates from the depths of one of the Great Obsidian Towers. Many folk from there consider it a curse upon those it is wished on, so be careful how you use it in the Underdark.
Spledangering is a totally real word, and originates from the depths of one of the Great Obsidian Towers. Many folk from there consider it a curse upon those it is wished on, so be careful how you use it in the Underdark.
Ex: I heard Joe got spledangered by Harry yesterday- what a cruel world we live in.
If you don't watch your back, all you're going to find is a spledangering around the corner.
I'm going to spledanger the shit out of that kid one day...
If you don't watch your back, all you're going to find is a spledangering around the corner.
I'm going to spledanger the shit out of that kid one day...
by The Knightly Seal April 8, 2021
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by Hugh G. Rection 12 February 18, 2022
Get the Springer mug.(also Springer limit) The intelligence limit for any conversation dominated by interruptions or shouting.
Though a child could have taken my point, I found it impossible to explain my position to the irate, chattering imbeciles due to the Jerry Springer limit.
by YouDirtyApes May 31, 2011
Get the Jerry Springer limit mug.When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
by mister moosecock November 5, 2011
Get the Lap springer mug.When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.
Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.
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by Anubis March 31, 2003
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