spinjury

An injury sustained from spinning too hard, usually when drunk

Dave got a spinjury after spinning too hard on his motorbike, and he fell off

by EvanKnish March 25, 2022

Spindledrizzle

Semen that drips off your penis before you can catch it in a Kleenex when masturbating

I was having a wank looking at a Liz Truss fake video on Porn Hub, and I came so hard that a load of spindledrizzle hit the carpet before I could catch it.

by Ronnie de Spragge September 4, 2022

Spingus

A supervillain part of the ingus family tree which contains of Spingus, Slingus, Schringus, Skringus and Bingus

When Spingus blew up Krypton, it was very grimacing

by Spïñgùs October 12, 2023

Homo spindelus

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.

"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."

by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011

mrs.spinucci

a bitch who is a vice principal at LVTI and has the ass of a cutting board. watch out shes the biggest cunt out there!

him: yo i hate mrs.spinucci
her: why?
him: she gave me detention

by r0sie_3 June 21, 2019

spindle

A term of endearment, as well as mockery often used in conjunction with the word prick.

Alright spindle are you coming out tonight? Or are you gonna stay in and be a spindle prick? HONK!

by Leeug October 23, 2003

Spindrah

When a woman's breasts become extremely cold and hard and the nipples get their own boners.(Spindrah=Hard Nips)

When your mother saw how big my cock was, she got spindrah.

by Jon has a small penis May 13, 2003