eat your spinach

Take care of yourself, eat good food

Mom: Eat your spinach, young man!
Son: what da.. Mom, I just had it last month!

by Mumm February 23, 2011

Splinched

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015

Spinach Triangle

A threesome between three vegetarian or vegan women.

"OMG you know in like Korea and stuff they like put cats in soup and like eat them."
*Proceeds to eat pussy*
"This Spinach Triangle was such a good idea."

by Baked_____Goods September 9, 2014

Splinched

That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.

"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"

by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019

Spinach on a taco

Ruins the point of a taco

I got spinach on a taco

by Rapterdragon83 November 25, 2019

spinach pie

When you eat someone's ass and their penis at the same time

We were getting freaky last night so I gave that bitch a spinach pie

by Rave_sk3leton March 18, 2021

Spinacharosis

An illness consisting of short term symptoms. The most common symptoms include foul odors from reproductive organs, loose stools, and impotence.

Our sex life used to be rockin, after she went on that salad diet the spinacharosis caused us nothing but problems.

by Cdc Local Office November 10, 2021