Ego-spike

A temporary increase in an individuals arrogance, typically showing lack of restraint in restraining one's personal egocentric tendencies. Sometimes consisting of the momentary collapse of the humility of an individual.

Mayci: "Dude. I'm so awesome."
Seth: "Bro, you totally just had an ego-spike."

by iqforu February 27, 2011

busted spokes

A condition where one has weak sphincter tone (tightness) due to repeated dilation for insertive intercourse. When there is good sphincter tone, the anus appears small with lines radiating outward, like the spokes on a bicycle wheel. When the sphincter tone is weak, the anus appears oblong and the lines radiate outward in an uneven and haphazard structure. Thus looking like busted spokes.

I was tapping that ass from the rear and when I looked down I noticed she had busted spokes so I knew I was going greek that night.

As a verb: She lets me bust her spokes when she is drunk, but otherwise it is OG for me.

by Hoof-Hearted August 4, 2008

SpikeTV

A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.

SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

white trash spices

salt and pepper; more specifically the salt and pepper dispensed from the salt & pepper shakers on the table at a white trash eating establishment (includes at-home dining in a trailer)

My friend Daryl applied the white trash spices to his Applebee's prime rib.

by ngb98 March 23, 2010

Spike

pouring alcohol into something

"omg! someone spiked the punch!"

by bobbette July 14, 2003

Spike dyke

A gothic type dyke, one who might wear fishnets/fishnet shirts, spikes (hence the name) etc.

"Oh man, look at the spike dyke, she's totally checking you out"

by Frances April 23, 2004

spiked a football

To prove masculinity after a qualifying event.

Yeah...I had sex with her and her mom...and then spiked a football.

Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.

I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.

by Motoboat'n sob June 14, 2011