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Spaceman Stu

Spaceman Stu liked to gaze up at the stars. He dreamed of floating with them in his spaceman car—and when he touched down, he couldn't believe his eyes. All of his favorite things started floating by and he did, too. Spaceman Stu.

Spaceman Stu floated up to the man in the moon. They sat and talked about the planets Mercury to Neptune—and then Stu asked him, "What did Pluto do?"—'cause not all that long ago it was a planet too—and the moon just smiled—at this wonder child.

And with his dog Orion by his side, he'll fly away—off to their little secret place behind the Milky Way... Well, —
null: "Spaceman Stu has a cardboard rocket box."
null: "It has a Captain's chair he made out of his blocks"
null: "And when the countdown reaches 3, 2, 1."
null: "Shake, rattle, boom, kapow!"
null: "We'll head off towards the sun"
null: "And here we go. Leave earth below."
null: " La la la laa."
null: "La la la laa."
null: "La la laa laa..."
Stu: "yesn't"
by spacemanstu December 22, 2022
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SpaceMonkey06

A 6’6 man with a 13 incher that can make every pantie in a 5 mile radius drop to the floor, oblitering their pums
I heard spacemonkey06 has 13 inches of pure meat
by AstroAlerts February 1, 2023
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Spacetaker

When the person is soo... THERE. They take too much space
Whether doing something, or doing nothing... You would literally think twice before getting to the otherside without facing a hassle of any sorts. That's how much space they take. It could be for better or worse. But all in all, it exists. It's there, and... you can see it... and... u can't sidestep next to it without bumping. That's how much width they posses.
"Person A walks into a hallway..."
Person A: Can you please move?
Person B: NO!
Person A: Tskk!!! Spacetaker!
"Person goes back down to his car, drives home, and takes the day off work!"
by Captain Fugdebucket June 28, 2024
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Spacewaffles

when you win a competition of some kind despite everyone else trying way harder than you
that tourney was totally spacewaffles bro
by vriskagamblingaddiction February 23, 2026
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Spaceman

That one fella who "spaces" out when in motion (basically - people in autopilot)
Doublesman1: "Yo bro, yuh pack d spoons & ting right?"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
*2 hrs later*
Doublesman1: "Aye hear nah bai, I thought you packed d spoons & ting bai?!"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
Doublesman1: "Hoss yous one fockin spaceman eh bai"
by DRChadThundercunt January 23, 2025
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Tiny Spaceman Zombie

A Tiny man in space that eats Martians and rocks. Very lumpy humanoid retarded thing that never knows what it is doing.
What is that Tiny Spaceman Zombie doing on the Moon? It looks like it's eating rocks and martians. What a retard. It probably does'nt even know what it is doing.
by Poopness November 9, 2010
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Leo Spaceman

30 rock character portrayed by Chris Parnell; maybe the greatest character ever on TV. Nazi Doctor, Erectile Dysfunction Curer (through song), Laughs on the word Kidney, Lover of Animal blood.
Leo Spaceman: Hi, I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman.

Leo Spaceman: Liz, are you getting enough vitamin c? May I suggest messily eating an orange while I photograph it.

Jack Donaghy: Can I ask you a question as a woman?

Leo Spaceman: You may Jack, are you going to Alter your voice or dress up in any way?
by GavintheMuffinMan April 14, 2020
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