Secret Spunk Spillage Solution

the solution to the age old problem for women - do I spit or swallow?

if you keep your mouth open at the point the testicular squatters are released (and say you have a hand in on the action too) then man milk just gets disguised as existing saliva / lube. Thus saving the female from having to gulp back what can only be described as something tasting like the devils piss or rudely spitting the man’s offerings out.... Thus providing the 'Secret Spunk Spillage Solution' – all parties happy!

by bexyboo August 6, 2009

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by Love problem solution babaji December 14, 2019

Final Solution

To Fart under the blankets and gas your girlfriend and the anal rape her to death.

Cathy pissed me off today, tonight I will give her the FINAL SOLUTION.

by Destructor82 December 4, 2014

Presidential Solution

To half-ass fix or somewhat repair with inferior parts or labor.

The economy was taken care of with a presidential solution.

by Swingin Lo February 11, 2009

shady solution

A type of solution that is not illegal, but borders on illegality. This term was originated by a law student who would get legal questions from friends and family. This student founded www.shadysolution.com a place where people could ask questions and receive advice on possible ways to solve their problems, without paying a lawyer and without ending up in jail.

You agree to buy a house, then you realize you dont want it. The contract is solid. You need a way out. You could hire a lawyer or lose your earnest money. Or you can tell the real estate agent that there are too many pedophiles in the neighborhood of the new house. This is a good faith reason to get out of the contract, and an example of a shady solution

by Don Raul May 10, 2010

harden-fast solution

The cliche "hard-and-fast solution," as in "American energy independence offers no hard-and-fast solutions," upon mishearing becomes a Pornality (q.v.) and figures into the more risque examples below:

"Liz, I've been drinking too much, there isn't going to be any harden-fast solution in bed tonight."

"Uncle Joe, I'm sorry your love life is on the skids but if you're looking for a harden-fast solution there's always Viagra."

Thom -- "Quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! That can be your harden-fast solution!" Timm -- "Don't talk dirty."

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by al-in-chgo May 23, 2010

SecuTech Solution

Geniuses who 1st invented _embedded spam_
in Urban dictionary.com definitions. See their definition of "dongle":

"SecuTech Solution Inc, a leader in driverless software protection *dongle* business, has launched video protection solution-UniKey Video Protector, a comprehensive applications that provides video software vendors a straightforward way to safeguard their video content from piracy and illegal distribution. etc., etc..."
cf. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dongle

by hilarleo_ October 10, 2008