Sargasm

1. (n) A conversation which takes place between two or more people, often close acquaintances, possibly after sex, which is so awash in sarcasm that it may be utterly baffling to any passers-by who happen to be listening in.

Typical sargasm:

Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox?

Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films.

I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.

by BIG_PAPA69 July 12, 2010

Sargasm

(n) sarcastic remarks during or immediately following sexual acts that conclude with an orgasm or climax.

Alice rolled her eyes when Jeff finally rolled off of her, and fed him an exasperated sargasm, "Wow, that was *so* good, Jeff. I just . . . loved it when you bit my ear."

by RJ O'Dresdin V February 18, 2013

Sargasm

Sarcasm that can lead to an orgasm.

He was so funny I had a sargasm.

by L Desi January 31, 2008

slapgasm

the sound a soda can makes when it is opened

this Mountain Dew made a glorious slapgasm!

by TheCoblin Freeman October 25, 2007

Sargasm

Pretending to have an orgasm during sex and then showing that you didn't climax in order to hurt the self esteem of your sexual partner.

Chick: I made you climax sooooo hard!
Dude: no you didn't, that was just a sargasm

by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

sorgasmich

Accumagation accumagate meaning a sandwich that is so good, it's orgasmic.

"Wow, that was a good sandwich, i reckon it was nearly a sorgasmich!"

by Andy le Brocq/Xander Flatt March 2, 2005

sourgasm

an orgasm that you get after masturbating to someone ridiculously hot

Dude, I met this totally hot raver chick last night and got a sourgasm.

by Manda-pants March 29, 2008