Rocket Surgery

A mixed metaphor describing a non-existent, yet implicitly high level of qualification. The greatness of this term is in its subtle ability to call someone stupid twice in one euphemism. The irony may go over someone's head and they would call out that this field of study doesn't exist.

A: Come on, it's not rocket surgery.
B: Are you fuckin retarded? There is no rocket surgery. Anyway, this is hard. I don't want to fuck up.
A: No dude, you're retarded. Just match the colors so I can jump start your car, dipshit.

by Johnny RS July 24, 2010

Surgerized

To have had surgery on something.

I was surgerized last week.

I was surgerized on my ankle.

When will you be surgerized next?

I will be surgerized in December.

by Suthynangel June 11, 2010

surgeration

Surgeration is when someone or something is put under for a magical and life changing procedure. During this procedure one has surgery and an operation. Other known as a surgeration.

In ancient times Egyptian doctors healed unicorns by performing surgeration.

by Truewordfacts March 11, 2015

surgerated

The effect of getting an operation of surgery

I got surgerated on my dick

by Pronopbsquad June 4, 2017

the snuggery

A woman's nether regions.

"Sometimes they'll ask me, 'what do you call it female genitalia?' And I'll say, well my favorite is the snuggery...And then they crack up, because it's such a feminine, funny word."

(From an interview with a phone-sex operator that turned up in a sociolinguistics text.)

by fesak July 23, 2010

Neurointellectual Surgery

A nice try to add some brain to a poor skull vault. Nobody has succeeded in performing it to date. It has been an option for the future since decades.
It is what progress is all about.

Homer J. Simpson could do with some neurointellectual surgery.

by cinch January 4, 2012

Dental Surgery

Instant dental work to some mouthy fucker who has got (in a roundabout way) what he was asking for.

"And the Lord proclaimed all who believe in he shall be awarded entry to the kingdom of heaven and sit at his side....but if thy disbelieve in his almighty power the lord shall show his displeasure and wrath with the pox and scurvy and dental surgery"

by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017