Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.

Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?

by Bunsack McGoo December 19, 2007

jamacian snowstorm

A black Jamacian girl blows a guy, then when he comes in her mouth, she holds it in her mouth then sprays it all over his face. Kinky......................

Jamacian chick lips quivering as she sprays Jamacians cum that she just swallowed all over his face........

****************JAMACIAN SNOWSTORM*************

by grogmonster January 8, 2012

Alaskan Snowstorm

When you cream pie a girls ass and she farts your cum into your mouth.

I just came in Stacey’s ass and she farted it back onto my face. Best Alaskan Snowstorm I’ve ever receive.

by Cumpie68 June 27, 2018

The snowstorm

This is a sexual occurrence that presents itself when having sex with someone with a skin disorder, or severe dandruff, and they begin to scratch themselves, causing pieces of skin to fall and accumulate on and around the partners face and body, thus creating a snowstorm effect.

Betty was having sex with her hunky head manager Ken. Ken had severe psoriasis. As Ken was thrusting is swollen member into Betty's gooey love canal, he reached up to run his thuggish hand through his sweaty hair when the snowstorm of skin flaked off onto Betty's pulsating body.

by Cora LeNulty October 20, 2008

snowtarded

Those who have no clue how to drive/function in the snow, especially near Ft. Drum NY. These people are usually of southern origin

"OMG, I'm only going 55 and the car is sliding everywhere!"

"Dude, are you really that snowtarded?"

by meganlea December 23, 2008

laughing tiger hidden snowstorm

When you cum in a girl's mouth and make her laugh so hard she spits it out.

Last night's laughing Tiger Hidden Snowstorm was so wild, my room still looks like a snow globe.

by TigerWolfhole November 28, 2013

Snowstorm

Anti-freeze and cocaine.
You dissolve the cocaine into the anti-freeze and either take it in shots or shoot it up like heroine.

Taylor: Austin get the anti-freeze!
Slikk: I got the 8 ball!
Aaron: Were doing snowstorms!

by Andrew's University? March 21, 2011