Michigan snowstorm

When, in the throes of ecstasy, a man ejaculates into a ceiling fan. This results in a glorious dispersal of seminal fluid known as a Michigan snowstorm.

A Michigan snowstorm can be performed in one's own company, with a lover, or even at a gathering of friends.

by Mixmaster J-Rok September 10, 2008

Darude Sandstorm

A song that will make you gush out rivers through your genitals as it has the power to penetrate your soul and fill it with utter euphoric harmonies. It's basically the best song ever.

-Hey, what song should I use for Gregayahu's Bar Mitzvah?
-Dude you GOTTA use Darude Sandstorm! It'll make the whole place turn into a knocked up Lil Jon concert replica in 3.2 nanoseconds!

by Mirislav Klose July 6, 2014

Stinky Snowstorm

A stinky snowstorm occurs when you take a crap and freeze your poop in order to form a dildo. Once the dildo is formed the girl then uses on her vagina in order to please herself sexually.

Last night my girlfriend told me she had a fever, so i gave her a stinky snowstorm as a way to cool her down.

by Og Nick Bobbington March 2, 2010

arabian sandstorm

When someone is sleeping you put your balls in there eyes and fart in their mouth

hey dude joe sleeping, well give him an "arabian sandstorm."

by Dhl is gay September 30, 2008

Pakistani Sandstorm

An act in which a girl stands in the center of a circle of guys who repeatedly ejaculate onto her face rendering her sightless. The men then proceed to throw sand on her face as they run away.

Man, my buddies an I went to the beach last night, got drunk and got caught in a Pakistani Sandstorm!

by aka "The Genuis" December 1, 2011

Alberta snowstorm

An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.

Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?

Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.

by Kabouter Weasley August 5, 2012

Rosebud Snowstorm

Creampie of a prolapsed anus that turns into a cum swap.

Steve received the most amazing rosebud snowstorm last week. Nobody knew he had it in him!

by SusceptibleFollicle November 18, 2015