Cherry the Snail

The gigantic red snail that looooovvees to eat cherry tomatoes

"Oh how I love Cherry the Snail."

by Cherry the Snail December 5, 2011

snailer

One who travels slowly resulting in the slowing down of others who travel with that person.

"Andrew's such a snailer, it takes us fifteen minutes to walk up the block to the local dépanneur."

by Rupert Gehmlich September 15, 2006

Snail Track

Residual mucus, or snot, left on the upper lip after blowing your nose. You're not aware of it.

Dudee! You still blowing your nose like a child! You got a Snail Track on your mustache! Nasty!!! Looks like a snail crawled across your upper lip!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Jerking off Snailfish

Sitting/standing around doing nothing, bored out of your mind and looking for something to do,

- did you go out to the bar last night?

-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!

by Bam 9 October 18, 2010

snail track

leaving pussy lube on a persons face

dude that girl just put a snail track on your face

by larson18 December 25, 2007

snailshit

When something is so slow, it moves at the speed of a snail's excrement. If a snail is very slow, then snailshit is even slower.

Fuck this piece of shit Windows Vista. Every program that I use loads at a speed slower than snailshit.

How long will this youtube video finish loading? This bar moves slower than snailshit!

by E_Dawg December 29, 2008

Snail Legs

When you fuck so hard you begin to lose feeling in your legs and other extremities.

"dude, last night I got such bad snail legs, I fell down an entire flight of stairs while leaving her apartment."

by Garold Wilson "Gary" Snail Jr. December 10, 2017