Sniffing Britches

A girl that is always stuck up her man's ass. Even when she is not with him she goes by his house to sniff his underwear so she can smell his anus. These girls are usually immature, childish and hypocritical.

I can't stand sniffing britches, she must be shoved so far up Joel's asshole she can tell what kind of syrup he put on his pancakes.

by RJ Morgan October 13, 2009

Sniffing the Hanky

Sniffing the hanky is a term referring to doing cocaine. It is used in real life, WWII.

In WWII Swedish scientists made a hankerchef made out of blood and cocaine. It attracted German search dogs, then jacked their nose temporarily. It was served to hide the Jews as they were shipped to Sweden.

Hey, you've been sniffing the hanky?
No. I got high off of something else.

by BoredomOfGods May 17, 2015

Sniffing pee

The act of two people sniffing there pee because they are fucked up in the head like the one kid with a name such as ayden

Ayden sniffing pee causes him to go into changes and make the brain hurt, he get confused and starts having horny feelings towards couches.

by Tqwsniff May 22, 2018

Sniffing Niggers

What a white male does to a black male in reference to oral sex.

I like sniffing niggers

by the big 69 lord March 17, 2020

titty shuffling bitch

A woman who shakes or fondles her breasts in an attempt to attract a man.

This titty shuffling bitch behind me is shaking her shit at me trying to jock.

by Nutts1488 January 4, 2014

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014