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Spurtle

Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the women’s leg.
She won’t be calling me again, I spurtled all over her thigh
by Chief Maizholington January 27, 2023
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Smutley

Smutley is a SEX MANIAC Utley
Smutley is the guy all women want to have wild sex with and fulfill the most wildest fantasies and the desires of their heart
He's the guy every buddy likes and wants a round he's honest as possible he talks more shit than anyone around but backs up 99.999 % of it

Everybody wants to be Smutley
Trust me with your life just blame your wife b
Everybody wants to be or be with mother fu#$@nh Smutley
by Smutley Utley January 21, 2024
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turd smurgler

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things
Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit
by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008
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