lipstick smudge 

an affair

"I need to get rid of my lipstick smudge"

lipstick smudge by Whatup87 January 8, 2009

dick smudge 

When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.

I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.

dick smudge by Soups October 6, 2016

office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.

Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.

office smudge by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017

Elmer Smudge 

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively

It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.

Elmer Smudge by OkularPatdown173 October 8, 2017

love smudge 

Another name for your offspring or the wet sticky spot in the back seat of your car

My two little love smudges got themselves sent to the principal's office for making a love smudge in his car.

love smudge by JackWhatTheHellBurton April 21, 2018

Poop Smudge 

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

Poop Smudge by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

drover smudge 

n. Slightly greasy spot where a drover stood before the bushfires.

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Mind how you step mate! Plenty of koala droppings about and one drover smudge the size of a Melbourne channel ferry.

Thought of buying a vaccy Burt? Might reduce the pong a bit.

drover smudge by gnostic3 March 29, 2021