smoft

Adjective describing something which has the qualities of being both smooth and soft.

"Wow - your legs are really smoft"

by Geoff Payne November 14, 2005

Smoky the Bear

When you are fucking a girl in the ass, you then light a cigarette in her ass. Then she smokes it out of her ass.

We can do smoky the bear again tonight.

by DanBaran May 5, 2009

smoky tornado

While having sex with a woman's breasts, the man lights his pubic hair on fire after he nears climax. The woman then finishes with her mouth and uses a small electronic fan to put the fire out.

No AJ, I will not give you a smoky tornado!!

by Soxy December 14, 2008

Smof

Sniffing My Own Fart...

To smell my own anal emissions.... and ENJOY! MMMMMMMM!

I was round at my friend's house i let one go... i smelt it... and thought "WOW that is sweet mmmmmmm!"

Unfortunately upon witnessing me smof no one else agreed with me!

by Smof K October 23, 2011

smoff

This word can be used anyway you want it to be used.. Usually used for the word fuck.

-smoffs-

Go Smoff Yourself.
You smoffing loser.
SMOFF YOU!

by xGravexFlowerx April 22, 2004

Smoky Treats

Slang for marijuana.

I just scored a fat bag of smoky treats.

by Redllama November 18, 2003

SMOF

Suck Me Off Faggot

Facebook Chat.

Guy 1: i h8 you i don't even know why anyone likes you.

Guy 2: SMOF

by AngusFromNowraWriteThis June 17, 2012