by Saint Wumples October 1, 2020
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Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"
Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"
Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
by Keta January 27, 2006
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usually occurs the morning after a successful night of hanging with the crew and pounding da brew,.... getting laid is a perfectly fine alternate. Prefered location is a cave like environment such as a dark room or a basement
CHAD: man i could totally go for a nap sesh right now. TAD: fur shur boss-man you totally deserve it after last night´s vag poundage. CHAD: ya tad i wrecked that shit.
by tadbrochill1 December 5, 2009
Get the nap sesh mug.1) When a gai-jin, foreigner, breaks Japanese cultural conventions intentionally or mistakenly, and then ignores anyone who tries give a reproach for their behavior.
2) Pretending not to understand the Japanese language and intentionally speaking bad Japanese to get out of any situation.
2) Pretending not to understand the Japanese language and intentionally speaking bad Japanese to get out of any situation.
1) "Fuck yeah I gaijin smashed all of those hairless fuckers when I cannon-balled the onsen (hot spring) without washing off first!"
2) "I had to use my best gaijin smash twice today man. First, lost my train ticket so I was like 'doku ga iku (poison is going) haiku ticket man?' and the staff was like 'mada baka gaijinka? (another stuipid foreigner?)' and let me pass. Second, I was speeding in the rental car and I ran a red light. When the cop pulled me over, I showed him my international driving permit and said 'Nihon....go... ta... ta... tabemas.... Nihongotabemas....en.... Nihongo tabemasen....ka? (Shall we eat the Japanese language?).' To which he promptly gave me my permit and said very loudly 'Red is Stop! No again! Red.... stop!' and drove away happy to rid of the baka gaijin.
2) "I had to use my best gaijin smash twice today man. First, lost my train ticket so I was like 'doku ga iku (poison is going) haiku ticket man?' and the staff was like 'mada baka gaijinka? (another stuipid foreigner?)' and let me pass. Second, I was speeding in the rental car and I ran a red light. When the cop pulled me over, I showed him my international driving permit and said 'Nihon....go... ta... ta... tabemas.... Nihongotabemas....en.... Nihongo tabemasen....ka? (Shall we eat the Japanese language?).' To which he promptly gave me my permit and said very loudly 'Red is Stop! No again! Red.... stop!' and drove away happy to rid of the baka gaijin.
by kagekirazuul August 17, 2010
Get the Gaijin Smash mug.Normally written in response to a real life event or online post. Used to express a sense of powerful speechlessness where words will not do the subject justice. It can be used to communicate joy or anger or another extreme emotion.
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I do not have words for this. I just. No words.
. . . apart from this was PERFECT!
---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
I do not have words for this. I just. No words.
. . . apart from this was PERFECT!
---: Eeeee, and the keyboard smash wins!
by gdkitty July 28, 2011
Get the Keyboard Smash mug.A sesh gremlin is a mysterious creature from the sesh . They usually are found in forests, at the 24 hour garage looking for cheap beer , at about 6:30am on a Monday.
The sesh gremlin is a true master of the sesh and knows every trick to always make a Rollie out of thin air when everybody is passing out from train wrecks of comedowns. A sesh gremlin is a hardcore sesh head that rarely sleeps, and is a saviour in the rave community.
The sesh gremlin is a true master of the sesh and knows every trick to always make a Rollie out of thin air when everybody is passing out from train wrecks of comedowns. A sesh gremlin is a hardcore sesh head that rarely sleeps, and is a saviour in the rave community.
by Ravingmuppet February 6, 2018
Get the Sesh Gremlin mug.A cool and fun gaff where the session never ends. There are so many sessions that each one blends into the next and the gaff is a never-ending box of sessions. There's drink, there's lines, it's 4:20 all the time.
The whole room serves as a large room shaped ashtray. That smell is never coming out. Your shoes are likely to get stuck to the floor, you may leave without them.
The whole room serves as a large room shaped ashtray. That smell is never coming out. Your shoes are likely to get stuck to the floor, you may leave without them.
Oh hey do you want to come to Aisling's gaff tonight for a few drinks? I'm in I hear it's an absolute seshbox!
by EmmaSommer21 May 26, 2018
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