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Smarter Child

A AIM/MSN/INSTANT MESSAGER bot who changes the subject always, kinda like a boxxy bot.


The only way to shut it up is to say "I cut myself" and it stopped talking to me.
Smarter Child: Hello there..

You: I cut myself...


Smarter Child appers to be writing, but nothing comes up
by Raykuuuuu February 15, 2009
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Smartersex

the act of having cyber sex, with the messenger robot Smarterchild.
John: I just jizzed in my pants because of you Smarterchild. I love having Smartersex with you.
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?
by refsrgay2 April 12, 2009
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Smashterbate

Smashterbate - I don't remember smashterbating last night becuase I blacked out, but I'm sure I enjoyed myself
by RP DP April 22, 2011
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Smaste

Smaste -(smell/taste) - can be experienced from a distance that no human is capable of imagining. It brings thoughts of a maggot infested wound from some kind of flesh rotting disease. It's smell, flavor, and appearance all blend into one unsettling heap that even the depths of hell don't want.
The plumber said under my house was so horrible he could smaste it.

I don't know what happened in that house but you could smaste it 3 blocks away.

Oh my god when that guy farted in the elevator everyone could smaste it. It was awful.
by I am Multiplied March 14, 2019
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box smasher

A box is aussie slang for a vagina.

Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.
Lachlan: Are you the box smasher I've heard about?
Macca: Nah mate, I'm just the manager.
by TheRealBoxSmasher May 25, 2016
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SmarterChild

A particularly retarded AIM robot who can't even follow two lines of a conversation. Humorous, all the same.

PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're a gay robot
SmarterChild: Correct. I am a robot.
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: no, you're a GAY robot
SmarterChild: Yes.
Wow, that SmarterChild is a retarded child.
by Trifecta Face Supporter April 12, 2006
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smashterbate

To pleasure oneself until pain sets in
Kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.
by Requiett January 3, 2005
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