Think of your own example, and a smurch will appear on your face. Then you'll understand what "smurch" means in a concrete way.
by Murtis November 16, 2010
Get the smurch mug.A highly derogatory term for females. A combination of the words slut, cunt, and bitch all rolled into one insult. This saves valuable time and energy when letting some girl know her role.
by GYCJU October 8, 2005
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Get the Splurch mug.A sketchy person. Usually someone who has smoked a lot of marijuana. Originated at Lester B. Pearson by a group of kids when someone called an individual a sketch, but said skurch instead. He then became skurch.
Person 1: Yo skurch do you have an extra butt man?
Skurch: Uh i don't know dude. I think i don't. But the sky is blue my friend.
Person 2: You're a sketch, skurch.
Person 1: Lol
Skurch: Uh i don't know dude. I think i don't. But the sky is blue my friend.
Person 2: You're a sketch, skurch.
Person 1: Lol
by Annynomous October 30, 2007
Get the skurch mug.Diarrhea casued by ingesting a large amount of slurpee, usually a X-Treme Gulp. The slurpee goes right through body becasue there is little to actually digest, it is a extremely runny fluid that comes out easily, sometimes is coloured the same as the slurpee.
Ben: "Wow, that was a good slurpee!"
Mitch: "Yeah I'm done too."
Mitch: "AHHH, Slurhea!!!"
**Runs to washroom**
Ben: "What the fuck, that was fast!"
Mitch: "Yeah I'm done too."
Mitch: "AHHH, Slurhea!!!"
**Runs to washroom**
Ben: "What the fuck, that was fast!"
by diseased sheep July 11, 2006
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Get the Slurshie mug.A meal commonly eaten between the hours of 2:30 pm and 4:45 pm that combines an early supper and a late lunch. Far superior to the competing terms "linner" and "lupper."
There was just enough time after waking up and before going door to door for the environment to enjoy a nice slunch.
by gohlkus September 20, 2003
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