vagina sludge

The female juices that remain on a man's penis after a slam-fuck session, which often becomes crusty if not washed off the penis with immediacy.
That bitch's vagina sludge is all over my dick because I didnt wash my penis off immediately after that slam-fuck session last night.
by Jspizzle June 15, 2010
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baby sludge

The cream that is often found on womens panties when she is ovulating. This marks a key time to become pregnant.
She had baby sludge on her black panties.
by tip top February 02, 2006
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anal sludge

The "sludge" that accumilates after years and years of "holding it in." Very pasty and can harden over time. Once hardened it requires a large spoon or spatula to get it out.
"He used his spork to clean out his anal sludge during lunch."
by Naes Ttekcup September 20, 2005
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Brownie Sludge

The bits of brownie in the bottom of the pan after most or all of the brownies are gone. It is often the gummiest and chewiest and can be formed into a large sized brownie in some cases.
Person 1: "Get your hands out of the brownie pan! There's nothing left in there!"

Person 2: "But I'm making an entire new brownie out of brownie sludge!"
by Bandit646 March 24, 2009
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Sludge Pucker

Random slur directed towards random white males in their late teens to early twenties.
by Random dudes March 12, 2016
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slam-sludge

Pronunciation: \'slam-ˈsləj\
Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English whoresludge, perhaps alteration of manateemud, slutsauce; akin to Old High German slīh mire.
Date: 15th century

a muddy or slushy mass, deposit, or sediment that secrets from the vagina of a slampig when she is sexually aroused. Slam-sludge is usually accompanied by a pungent, foul odor that is difficult to get off of anything that it has been in contact with.
Waking up after a long night of drinking, Gary noticed that a naked girl was sharing his bed with him. When he rolled her over, he realized that it was just Brenda, the local slampig. He grimaced as he felt the dried up crust of slam-sludge on his shriveled penis, and smelled its rancid stench in his mustache.
by colostomykid October 23, 2009
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Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.
1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"
or
Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"
or
Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."
by Cooked Cactus March 24, 2014
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