Slothic

A person who tends to talk, move, think and general do everything in their lives slowly.

My friend Brad does things at his own pace, he is always late for everything, some would call him slothic.

by Congachild May 15, 2010

slothover

The aftermath of a sugar or caffeine rush from the night before. Signs include headache, rapid memory of past events, and slow movement and reflexes. Comes from hangover and wangover.

"I had like 40 root beers last night and I woke up with a slothover"

by matthew February 14, 2005

Slothosauras

a slothosauras is someone who is lazy, and spends a lot of time playing Xbox. a slothosauras is also used to describe someone who is on the computer constantly.

*convo on aim*
paula: hey what's up?
andrew: nothing, just Xbox =D
paula: again?! jeeze you're such a slothosauras

by whattoast! February 24, 2008

slothtastic

Adjective
Used as a noun: slothtacticity
E.g His slothtacticity was immense
Definition: Being so lazy that it becomes a good thing. Being lethargic and not doing much then something happens to make it worthwhile.

E.g. Yeah dude I stayed at home all day today... What? There was a thunderstorm and lightning struck the office? OH YEAH!!! I'm slothtastic!!

by natenoged June 22, 2012

Slowhibition

A rogue Monday night urban bike ride with alternating routes and varying destinations. Cycling at a typically moderate pace of 13-15 MPH. Founded by two riders simultaneously and separately. They soon began to refer to themselves as "B Team" and their founder (unbeknownst to them) has since then fought against "toad behavior" in all cycling. This group is routinely much larger than the original (Monday Night Prohibition Ride) having 20-40+++ riders on a weekly basis. They begin gathering at 8:00 PM Monday nights, think about leaving 15 minutes after Prohibition is LONG gone, and have an extended break for jackassery in the middle of their 15-30 mile route.

I got dropped from Prohibition last night, next week I'll rock Slowhibition.

Legend has it Fort Lauderdale's local eccentric bike builder and a science teacher started Slowhibition, but you'd never know it because he doesn't lead it, and she rarely attends.

Damn, I spent all day celebrating birthdays and debauchery, I'll have to find and ride Slowhibition tonight.

by TheDogAteHim November 13, 2013

Sloth-ass nigga

A person who smokes so much weed that they have found themselves in a negative cycle, consisting of smoking weed/oil, eating, masturbating, and watching Japanese anime. Many sloth ass niggas are very pale due to staying inside most of the time. Usually sloth ass niggas are found leeching off their friends and families resources, as they do not work and therefore cannot support themselves. This can put a stress on the domestic life of those close to a Sloth-ass nigga.

Hey yo man have you seen Jared lately? That dude owes me 20 bucks..
Nah man... But I heard he has been straight squatting at his moms for a week.
Man, that dude has become a real Sloth-ass nigga.

by tymega February 18, 2015

Slothbian

Slow moving, prude lesbian

I have hung out with Trisha 4 fucking times and have only made it to first base. Trisha is being a real slothbian.

by Falcon Wolf October 26, 2016