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Sorostitute

a white skank who joins a sorority in college and likes to get drunk and fuck everyone regardless of gender or hygiene
The sorostitute I fucked a month ago gave me a raging case of VD!
by Nasty Nate June 10, 2006
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Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).
I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.
by MFLB October 4, 2010
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Sorostitute

Any sorority girl who wants to fuck a guy cause he’s got money
I pushed up to the local sorority house in my black SS rollin on dubs and 4 sorostitutes came up sleepin on my dick
by Tim February 13, 2003
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substitute teacher

1. An old retard that can't hear. Someone who's name happens to be Mrs. G. or Mrs. Greene. Someone who freaks out when you call her and whisper scare crow into the phone.
2. Also a fat retarded loser who is a pizza faced bitch.
Mrs. G. the substitute teacher is a fat pizza faced loser who can't hear me yelling at her.
by Benjamism January 24, 2008
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softitute

A software engineer who hires him/herself out on short term engagements, without being employed by the company receiving the services.
After being let go from my employer during the dot-com bust, I became a softitute and would work for any company with a little bit of cash.
by softitute September 28, 2011
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Sorostitute

It is a sorority chick with her eyeliner running down her face from the gagging tears after a face fucking, on her knees in the back of a alley of Chico,smelling of vodka and water, and captin morgan, sucking you in prayer you will call her the next day.

A girl who is in a sorority that does the walk of shame3 times in her life.
I did Hella Sorostitutes in Chico, But always wore a rubber.
by Master Mdog June 10, 2006
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Sorostitute

A cross between sorority girl and prostitute. Sorority girls have a reputation of being permiscuous adn this word helps to describe an especially slutty looking group of girls.
The sororstitutes were walking down the street in drones.
by Kristina December 18, 2004
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