Sloptrot

Just “yuck.” Y’all know what I’m talking about when you see a sloptrot walking up from the 7/11 and you just go yuuuuck. Anna’s sloptrottin’-ass came up the hill all shloppy and trottin’ and shit. You know what I mean. Not to be confused with a swamp-ass, which Sugar Tits (the man) is.

“There goes that sloptrot coming out the gas station with menthols and a yuck-powdered donut.”

”Anna’s sloptrottin’-ass came up the hill all shloppy and trottin’ and shit.”

by BIIIIIIIIISHH January 10, 2020

Slopester

A person with a grotesquely large nose, usually saggy and/or bumpy like a ski slope.

Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”

by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021

Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

by Poison2793 May 20, 2022

everlasting bong stoper

When one is smoking out there bong an the residue clogs up an u smoke on it for what seems like forever

Man bro we been smoke in on this everlasting bong stoper forever

by Bongwayoflife January 19, 2018

Mexican Ski Slope

A huge hill covered in ice-plant.

Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.

by Pedro L. May 12, 2008

Slower Lower

The southern portion of Delaware that is separated from the northern portion of Delaware by the C & D Canal. The residents tend to be much more conservative then the progressive residents north of the canal.

Delaware is a liberal state, except for those rednecks in slower lower.

by 12 Mile Circle September 15, 2010

Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009