sloonking

The act of shitting in your hands and then masturbating you or someone else.

Girlfriend: Hey Babe can we sloonk tonight?
You: Let me get the laxatives!
Girlfriend: I love sloonking!

by tristans.lifts May 1, 2024

Slanking

What I call humans with abscesses

Person 1: Do you have a abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are slanking

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Slonting

Jerking off using your dominant hand backwards at the base, while the other hand is pushing the shaft forward, achieving a 90° angle. Commonly done while rock hard, naturally or medically.

"Dude, my girl started slonting me last night!"

by dewww April 14, 2025

Slanking

Feeding your delusions & lies by expressing and sharing it.

To slank is to try and increase your obviously made up/hallucinated belief by sharing it with other people.

Mike:"Yo, this animal proposed to me yesterday"

Jake:"Stop slanking"

by Braincellz cactus September 19, 2025