Maple slong

When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .

I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.

by Dave slonger December 6, 2021

Pops slong

When the door knob opens and you shove a comb up your ass and your girlfriend is on the phone with you talking about her Menstruation cycle

Bro I had a pops slong kinda night yesterday

by Daddy.slap.me.please September 12, 2021

slong rag

Slong Rag means that you play with your Slong (As in dick) .

Carson- "Hey Bro, wanna go to the party tonight?"
Michael- "No, those girls are ugly, and I would rather Slong Rag."

by CraigSway17238 February 4, 2017

Dirty Slong

A Dirty Slong is a flithy male organ, also known as the pennis. A long, dirty pennis.

That guy has a dirty slong!

by JL<>Loove August 26, 2010

Slong

When your pee pee is big

I have a slong

by TheCrackerOfKnowledge October 30, 2019

Slong

Slong is another word for dick or penis used usually around older people or public to not sound bad.

Jimmy your your flies down we can see your slong

by kelvin Akliks February 8, 2022

Slong

A humongous penis with in 13 inches

Girl he got a slong he would break all my walls

by CKKD March 24, 2017