Crispy Slides

Power point slides that are so good, they are crispy

Man, I just sent my deck over to the MD and he really liked them. Those were some crispy slides.

by Banker22 September 24, 2021

El Monterrey Slider

When a girl rides you regular style (not reverse cowgirl) facing you and sticks her finger up your asshole. Usually pronounced with an accent (think Spanish) so slider sounds like "Sly-ther"

When was the last time you had El Monterrey Slider?; well that's not long enough my friend
Man Homes I just had an El Monterrey Slider and Chit does her finger stink!

by Irishguy1 December 2, 2010

GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.

My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.

by LIZARDCHOPS January 27, 2018

Spiders Nightclub

A legendary alternative nightclub situated in Hull, England. Home of cheap drinks, fine women, great music and friendly staff for over 20 years.

Joe: "You going to Spiders this weekend?"
John: "Certainly am"

by Rust In Peace May 13, 2005

slides

Open air shoes similar to flip-flops; slides, however, have one "hoop" that the foot is slid under to keep the shoes in place.

I couldn't find my flip-flops to wear to the pool; instead I grabbed a pair of slides. They were looser, anyway.

by newagelink June 27, 2005

Kansas City Slider

A Kansas City slider is a pole dancer who seductively dry-humps the stripper pole during a performance, feigning masturbation, while wearing an extremely brief costume. The sheer public eroticism of the act is has a sure impact in encouraging larger amounts of tips.

Maude was disappointed in her tips from the last set, so she became a Kansas City slider for her 11:00 set.

by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 10, 2010

fucking spiders

An exclamation of sheer disbelief or wonder.

Fucking spiders, check out the legs/tits/arse on her

by Mad Mikki Bongo July 25, 2014