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sawhorse slider

the act of bending a person over an object (ie. a sawhorse) so that hands and feet are touching the floor and then moving the penis back and forth through the butt crack so as to achieve sexual pleasure (imagine titty fucking only with a couple of fat ass cheeks)
Did you see the shitter on that critter? I'd love to give her the sawhorse slider!
by goodcook January 3, 2010
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Harry Slider

A kid who smiles like hes on weed or dances like hes high as f***
You killed it with your harry slider moves
by JetPlaneszz July 27, 2016
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Texas Slider

A monster sized shit, may be runny or hard, that occurrs after a heavy night of drinking and eating breakfast at 3:00 am.
I laid a classic Texas Slider after last night's bingo tournament.
by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006
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Ink Slider

Someone who likes to sit on the tip of a pen, prefferably so that it slides into the anus. A way for a female (or male) to pleasure themselves in a school or university classroom.
Man! David was being a real Ink Slider today during japanese class
by seanrauharo May 9, 2007
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vinaigrette slider

When, during the act of fellatio, the giving partner gags on the penis of the receiving partner and vomits a small amount of stomach acid, mucus, and saliva onto the penis. This "vinegary" liquid is then used to further facilitate the fellatio and/or masturbation as an added lubricant. When depicted on video, this vinegary substance is typically spit aggressively at the receiving penis before being re-incorporated into the sexual act.
My girlfriend gagged when she was blowing me the other night, but she just spit it on my dick and turned it into a vinaigrette slider.
by jedbob December 11, 2009
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Carpet Sliders

The most sexually satisfying children's toy of our generation. They slide so smoothly across the carpet it feels like you're having sex. Also called, "sex sliders."
I almost reached climax when I played with my carpet sliders.
by DiggabaVaginas1234 March 7, 2011
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pitching a slider

Vomiting after eating a burger (or burgers) at White Castle. Also: Throwing a slider.
Pounding a six-pack and eating at White Castle seemed like a great idea -- until I found myself pitching a slider in the parking lot.
by refriedwhiskey July 23, 2010
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