The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
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Get the sledgehamming mug.A tool for building a foundation of anything. Except a house. Originally used by Tim Denning, celebrity on Medium and LinkedIn, in an email describing the importance of foundations in any online business. And really, anything in life.
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