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Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
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Smedgehammer

Tess found it difficult to sit or walk straight because Johns smedgehammer had crippled her cervix last night.
by Delks September 8, 2019
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TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.
"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022
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sledenhammer

Going down a sled on your head. This is rock star style
he is such a sledenhammer, he can get down that run without any fright.
by webster May 13, 2005
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sledgehamming

The level of intoxication and genital bruising after a long night of partying.
He woke up on the lawn with a black and blue ball and knew he was sledgehamming the night before.
by Sass Menagerie March 7, 2015
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ledgehammer

A tool for building a foundation of anything. Except a house. Originally used by Tim Denning, celebrity on Medium and LinkedIn, in an email describing the importance of foundations in any online business. And really, anything in life.
Ledgehammer your writing skills! Ledgehammer your leet code! Ledgehammer your morning routines!
by DZJ123 June 14, 2023
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ledgehammer

A portmanteau of the words "legend" and "hammer", reserved for only the biggest, baddest legends and/or hammers.
"yeah boi, what an absolute ledgehammer!"
by alsdolim November 30, 2023
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